9 Deadly words used by women

I've read this over Facebook which was shared by a common friend and I found it really hilarious because it's TRUE! Here goes:

1. "Fine."

This is the word we use to end an argument when we are right and you need to shut up.

2. "Five minutes!"

If we are getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "Nothing."

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".

4. "Go ahead."

This is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!

5. A loud sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means we think you are an idiot and wonder why we are wasting our time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to number 3 for the meaning of "nothing")

6. "That's okay."

This is one of the most-dangerous statements we can make to a man. "That's okay" means we want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. "Thanks."

We are thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome". (I wans to add in a clause here-- This is true, unless we say, "Thanks a lot!" --that is PURE sarcasm and we are not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You're welcome". That will bring on a "Whatever!")

8. "Whatever."

This is our way of saying "F- YOU!"

9. "Don't worry about it, I got it"

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that we have told you to do several times, but is now doing it ourselves! This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"

For our response refer to number 3.