The ugliest shoes that I've ever seen online

Christmas is around again and it's time to reward myself with a good pair of shoes!!!

I was so excited to buy one or two from my favorite online store. Black-and-white pumps, perhaps? Or maybe combat shoes for a new look. How about dazzling, elegant stilettos? 

Well--I wish they were around, but heck; my impatient eyes didn't see what it wanted to see. Instead, a row of odd-looking pairs came lining in. And it was horrifying!!!!

Believe me; it took me more than an hour to browse something that would 'wow' me up-- but most of them just really tempted me to pull my hair--seriously.

Well, go take a look and try to judge them yourself. :p

*drumroll....

CANDIDATE NUMBER ONE: Red Riding Hood's fail pair

I don't know what the designer was thinking, but heck; this is just as bad as eating rotten tomatoes for breakfast. Fashion-wise, black-and-white animal print and red can be a good match, but this one just made my eyes bleed. 

CANDIDATE NUMBER TWO: Giant Flower-Power wedges

If the Spice Girls would dare to wear something different, I'm not sure if any of them would want a pair like these. Not even Baby Spice. Mmmmm...Lady Gaga, perhaps? I'd bet a million dollars if she does!

CANDIDATE NUMBER THREE: Leopard-cow hybrid shoes

Lemme guess--the designer had a dream of a cub, that had a leopard and a New-Zealander cow as its parents. Then a butterfly came flying in the background, and voilla! This shoe was invented!!!

CANDIDATE NUMBER FOUR: Yellow-blue combo

If Wolverine was gay, he'd definitely wear these.

...definitely.

CANDIDATE NUMBER FIVE: The Naruto sandals

So, are these shoes or overhauled socks!??? Or another hybrid!??

CANDIDATE NUMBER SIX: Orange snakeskin

I'm not really sure if these are snakeskin, ladies. I think it's more of uh..peanut-shell shoes. 

and the most beautiful among them all....

CANDIDATE NUMBER SEVEN: The pink mustache 

The ugliest color combination with the filthiest design I've ever seen. Just looking at it reminds me of this character from Futurama:

Oh, and just because they're pink, doesn't mean I'd wear them. Hmph.

So those were just some of the shoes that really got me laughing. Well, partly disappointed, really. But don't get me wrong--they also sell awesome-looking ones. For the record, I have bought almost 7 pairs from that store alone. And some of them, I wear at work almost everyday. It just happened that there were really bad ones this month. Better luck next time! :p